💥👀🚨BREAKING NEWS: AWS, Microsoft, and Google decided to have a wild sleepover and dropped a *hot mess* of a document database called DocumentDB! 🤯💾💔 They’re trying to save enterprise data teams from the clutches of vendor lock-in like they're superheroes or something. 🦸‍♂️💪 Wait, hold up! Did they really just form a tech Avengers? Like, is Tony Stark behind this, or nah? 🤖💥 "Imagine us as the three musketeers, but instead of swords, we have cloud services!" said an imaginary developer named Chad who was definitely not at the meeting. 😂✨ But for real, this move is more surprising than a cat meme in a corporate boardroom. 🐱📊 You ever feel like they’re just giving us the same old soup but in a new bowl? *This is fine*... if you're a data team trying to cut costs, but let’s be real: how many “vendor-neutral” solutions do we actually need? 🤷‍♂️🔥 🌌 Prediction time: In 2030, “cloud” will just be a trendy disguise for “overpriced data storage right on your grandma’s SSD” 😂💸 And you thought NFTs were the biggest scam! Stonks to that! 📈💀