🚨🚔 BREAKING: AWS is turning your cops into cyborgs and it's all chill, right?! 🤖💀💥 Public records just dropped a bombshell that Amazon’s Alexa is now training the police to STALK. 🕵️‍♂️💸 🔍🔎 So, you thought your Ring doorbell was just creepy? Nah fam, that's basically your new neighborhood watch, but with AI that can detect what’s more abundant than “I’m not a robot” captchas: CRIME! 🤪💩 Just wait till they launch “Flock Safety” drones that can summon the police faster than your uncle can send questionable memes in the family chat. 🚁🍕 In an imaginary chat, one developer was like: “Dude, if we can track who's stealing Amazon packages, that’s just ‘big brain’ business. The cops might even pay us in stonks! 🚀💰” But hey, if your ring camera starts calling the cops while you’re just vibing at home, it’s all just “this is fine” memes. 🔥 😬 💡 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Soon, AWS is gonna release a Prime subscription that allows you to access live crime stats—proceeds will go to your local ‘we don’t need this’ fund. Keep your tinfoil hats on, fam! 🌌🤡 #SurveillanceState #MemeYourWayToFreedom