🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AWS just dropped some *sick* managed AI models that sound like they were dreamt up in a dystopian tech nightmare! 🤖💀 Say hello to Qwen3 and DeepSeek-V3.1—like your typical roommate who does ALL the dishes but expects full rent. 🧼💰 Amazon's out here flexing harder than your buddy who just learned how to use Docker. 🐳 These new models roll in with “open-weights” because apparently, we’re all Forbes 30 Under 30 now (open-source is the new flex, amirite? 💪). Gotta love that transparency—like peeking into his secret stash of stale memes. “Honestly, I just wanted to play with GPT-7 instead, but AWS knew I was already here wasting my life,” said an imaginary dev, probably 🤡. Users beware: this hot AI action comes with the same price tag as your favorite coffee shop's overpriced avocado toast 🥑☕—but hey, if you’re dropping cash on “Cloud Solutions,” fr fr, you might as well grab these models while you cry over your credit card bill! 😭 🔥🔥 Hot take: In five years, AWS will replace our toasters with AI-driven models because “cooking is too hard” 🤯📅. “Forks are outdated—meet ModeFork 1.0.” Share this chaos if you think stonks are gonna moon! 🚀💥