💰🚀📉 BREAKING: AWS JUST PULLED A STONKS! 📈💸 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The U.S. GSA just spilled the tea ☕, and it’s all about AWS slashing prices like it's Black Friday every day until 2028. Yup, you heard it—$1 BILLION in discounts for federal agencies to go cloud-hopping like it’s 2021! 😱 Imagine Uncle Sam finally getting off his flip phone and jumping into the cloud, all thanks to AWS playing Santa Claus. 🎅 But fr fr, can we just appreciate how Amazon is flexing on the competition harder than Drake at a basketball game? *Drake pointing* “Not AWS though, they’re based!” 🔥🤖 **Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re just trying to make sure the government doesn’t run on Windows 95 anymore. Like, we’re one cloud upgrade away from them using a floppy disk!”** 💀 And chefs kiss to the part where this means more training 👨‍🏫— because nothing screams modern than teaching bureaucrats to mouse-click like it’s a TikTok dance! 💃 But wait, outlandish theory time: What if the ultimate goal is to have federal agencies hosting TikTok on government servers? 🤯 Can you imagine? BYE, federal privacy! This is fine. 😱 Remember folks: when life gives you clouds, create a storm! 🌩️✨ #AWS #GetInCloudsOrDieTrying