💥 🚀 BREAKING: AWS Just Launched KIRO! And no, it’s not a new espresso machine, it’s a coding assistant that’s here to make you question your life choices! ☕🤖 You thought "vibe coding" was just a meme? Nah fam, we're in the era of *whisper coding* now, where you just *ask* AI to do your homework. 💁‍♂️💻💁‍♀️ Kiro’s gonna have you coding like it’s the last day of school and you just discovered stuffy old C++ isn't required anymore. "Let’s ship it!" your team will yell, while the rest of us forlornly adjust our glasses, whispering “this is fine.” 🔥😬 Leaked dev quotes: 👨‍💻 "I asked Kiro to write a function, and it returned ‘Optional: A cool party playlist instead.’” 👩‍💻 “What we really need is AI that can fix my broken sleep schedule – coding can wait.” 😂💤 But wait! AWS is now snoozing on CLI support too! As if throwing a party in the middle of a hurricane wasn’t enough! **CLI? More like CRINGE-LIKE-I’m-gonna-scream-‘Help!’** 📉💀 🔥 PROJECTION ALERT: One day, Kiro will be so good, it’ll write an entire app for you and then charge YOU for the joy of using it! Stonks, anyone? 💰📈 So buckle up, coders! It’s time to let Kiro do the heavy lifting while we kick back with a snack—'cause who’s got time for actual coding, right? 💯🔥🚀