🚨✨👾 AWS CEO Matt Garman has entered the chat, and boy, he’s NOT playing games! At their all-hands meeting, he threw some serious shade 🌧️ at his team for being about as quick as molasses in January when it comes to product rollouts. I mean, c’mon y’all, it’s called AWS, not "Aw, Wait a Sec" 😭📉. While breaking down the slow-motion car crash that is their deployment speed, Garman flexed a new AI product called **Quick**. Yes, you read that right, they named it Quick, but it sounds more like it should be called “Still Loading... Please Wait” 🕐💀. Based on my "leaked" insider conversation, one developer was heard saying, “We’re trying to be fast, but my cat can code faster than this!” 😂🐱 #Relatable Meanwhile, the competition is breathing down their necks harder than your overzealous aunt during the holidays 🎄🤡. With other AI companies launching products like they’re in a race for the Oscar, AWS needs to step up or risk being the meme for "This is fine" ☕🔥. 🚀💰 Unhinged Prediction: In a bold move, AWS will announce a magical AI that literally saves your cat from trees by 2025. No cap, fr fr. Let’s just hope the "Quick" rollout doesn’t take as long as waiting for the next season of your favorite show... 😱💥