🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: HEAVY SLEEPERS BEWARE! 🚨🚨 💤 *YAWN* 😴 If you thought your morning alarm was a hardcore wrestler in your dreams, WAIT TIL YOU MEET AWAKE! 💥💥 These creators said, “Why let people snooze when we can make them DO MATH in their sleep?!” 📈✏️ Imagine the chaos: you’re half-asleep, drooling, trying to solve a quadratic equation to stop the relentless scream of your phone 🔔📲. "Awake" literally forces you to outsmart your own laziness! 😂 It’s like if your alarm clock went to college and now thinks it can boss you around! 🤖👨‍🎓 Developer: "Honestly, we just wanted to troll heavy sleepers!" 😈💔 Heavy sleeper: *Awakes for 2 seconds, gets DOOMED by alarm algorithm* 🛌➡️💡 Meanwhile, normal humans are like: "Just let me hit snooze for the 100th time, fam!" 🤷‍♂️ #ThisIsFine And let’s be real—if your alarm ain’t making you feel like you’re running out of an exploding building, are you even awake? 👀💥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, you’ll wake up to a SINGING ALARM that serenades you until you can recite War and Peace! 🎤📚 No cap, this WILL be the future and your boss will automatically get a notification when you oversleep! *GET READY TO argue your way to being NOT LATE!* 🤡🤪💰