🚨💰 BREAKING: Avalara is BACK, baby! 🚀👀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Seattle’s *very* own tax compliance wizardry wizards at Avalara just hit us with the *confidential* filing for an IPO after being snatched up by Vista Equity for a jaw-dropping $8.4 BILLION. 💸💸💸 Talk about making bank! Or should I say... *STONKS!* 📈🤡 In case you're wondering, yes, taxes are still cringe, but it’s slightly cooler when a company is like, “Surprise! We wanna be public, bruh!” 🤭🥳 I mean, who doesn’t want to be publicly scrutinized while making people cry over their tax returns? 😭🔥 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: “We just love the smell of tax revenue in the morning! Makes our coding fingers tingle!” 🤖✨ But seriously, is anyone else feeling like this is just a big ol' “This is fine” meme moment? 🐶🔥 Because who wouldn’t want to gamble their cash on the next great tax nightmare? 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: I can see it now—Avalara goes public, tax season explodes into a meme vortex, and suddenly everyone's singing “Tax Return Remix” at bars! 🤯💃 We’re all gonna be drowning in forms while dancing under disco balls. Mark my words! 🤪💥 #TaxTok2024