🌪️💥 STRAP IN FOLKS, it's about to get INSANE! 🤖💸 This just in: Seattle's own Avalanche Energy has officially booted up their desktop fusion reactor without it exploding into a million pieces! 🚀💥 That’s right, folks! They ran it for HOURS at a staggering 300,000 volts. It’s like they took the "don’t try this at home" warning and said, “Bet.” 🥵⚡️ Big corporations be like: "Fusion? Naaaaah, we prefer 💩-ion batteries!" 📉📋 CRINGE. Meanwhile, Avalanche is over here flexing harder than Drake at a Toronto Raptors game, pointing at their reactor saying, “This is big brain time!” 🧠✨ Whispers from a supposed *"leaked"* conversation at Avalanche have surfaced: “If this fusion thing works, we can finally charge our phones in the year 2100!” 😂🔌 Or was it “who needs renewable energy when we can just fling rich people into the Sun?” IDK, both sound legit. 💀 Get ready, fam, in 5 years we might just have Fusion Fridays where we roast marshmallows using our homemade reactors! 🔥🍫💥 🧙‍♂️ Prediction: The next big tech trend? Using fusion energy to power our social media addiction because THAT is the REAL breakthrough we need. No cap! #FUSION4EVER 💯💰