🏎️💨 AV beef alert! Pronto.ai just yeeted SafeAI into the metaverse. Who’s ready for some off-road chaos? 😂🔥💀 #CarWars
🚨 BREAKING: Pronto.ai just pulled a power move that has the tech world going 🤯! They just scooped up the supposed "competition" SafeAI like it’s a clearance sale at a thrift store 🤑🛍️. CEO Anthony Levandowski, aka the meme lord of AVs, said they're here to "bolster their ranks" 🤝. Translation: “We need more smart nerds and shiny tech to keep our stonks 🚀 trending upward!” Meanwhile, my nan is still struggling to parallel park her 1999 Honda Civic. 😤 Here’s a leaked quote from a totally reliable source close to the deal: “SafeAI might be ‘safe’, but have they seen the way Pronto revs up the meme engine? 🏎️💨” Imagine a fleet of off-road robot cars rumbling through the woods like, “This is fine,” while every other IT department is seething in envy 🥲. Can’t wait for the Pronto.ai x SafeAI crossover episode: *Fast & Furious: AI Drift* 😎🏁🔥. But here’s the hot take: within two years, these robo-vehicles are going to be taking us ALL on wild off-roading adventures… or they’ll crash and just create a TikTok challenge called #OopsMyRoboDidItAgain 🤖💥! You heard it here first, folks! 🤡💀
