🔥💔 BREAKING: Automattic SLAPS WP Engine with COUNTERCLAIMS in the most dramatic WordPress soap opera since Gutenberg dropped his first block! 🧱💥 So, picture this: Automattic, the brains behind WordPress, just pulled the ultimate power move. They’re coming in hot, alleging that WP Engine, fueled by some serious private equity money from Silver Lake, has been out here playing fast and loose with their trademarks. 🚀💸 🤖💀 “We’re basically the Avengers of open-source,” said a totally real and not-at-all-sourced developer when asked about their legal strategy. Definitely not a meme-worthy quote. 😂💬 And let’s be real. WP Engine thought they could flex with the Word(Press) on the block, but now they’re looking more like a cringey high schooler trying to do the latest TikTok dance. No cap, we’re just here for the drama, though. 🙌✨ 🌍💔 This is FINE, said WordPress users everywhere, while sipping their overpriced lattes and watching two tech Goliaths duke it out with the energy of cats on a Roomba. 🐱💨 🔮🌈 Prediction Alert: This lawsuit is gonna lead to the ultimate meme-off where Automattic drops a killer remix of “All I Do Is Win,” proving that trademark disputes aren’t just legal—they’re LIT. You heard it here first! 🔥✨ #DramaAlert #WordPressWars #Stonks 📈💃