🚗💨 Welcome back to TechCrunch Mobility, where the only thing more exciting than watching paint dry is the news about cars! 🤡💤 Buckle up because here comes the triple punch headed for automakers — and spoiler alert: it’s definitely not a UFC fight! 👊🔥 First up, we’ve got **EVs** — electric vehicles, or as I like to call them, “Overpriced scooters for your rich uncle.” 🤖💸 Next, **autonomous driving**, where the only thing more unpredictable than the algorithm is your little brother trying to parallel park. 🥴 🚗🕹️ Finally, let’s not forget about **software updates** – because who needs to drive when you can just play “Can I easter egg my way outta this software glitch?” 🚀💾 ***Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, if I knew my car would just freeze mid-road like my laptop, I would’ve invested in a horse. 🐴💀”* But wait, I can already hear the cringe from the “this is fine” meme lovers who think their Teslas are spaceships! 🚀 **Hot Take**: In 10 years, we’ll be riding around in flying taco-shaped EVs, and the steering wheel will literally be a tortilla. 🌮🚀 No cap, you heard it here first! Share this or your Tesla will immediately downgrade to a Flintstones car! 🦕🏃‍♂️💨