🎉🍏 ALLEGATIONS 🍏🎉 Hold on to your AirPods, fam! 😱 Two authors have just flipped the script and hit Apple with a *class action lawsuit* hotter than a brand new iPhone at a summer BBQ! 🔥🔥 Apparently, those fruit-loving fiends were scooping up pirated books like they were Black Friday deals, all to pump up their AI models. 🤖💀 You know that moment when you realize your favorite tech company isn't as wholesome as they market? This is that moment, fam. 🍏📚💩 Like Drake pointing: “You’re telling me my authors got pirated?!” 😤 *This is fine* meme vibes ensue! 📖💔“Oh, we just thought it was a free-for-all,” said Bob, an imaginary Apple developer with zero clue. “Who reads anyway, right?” 😂 *Galaxy brain* moments indeed. Imagine sitting in a marketing meeting at Apple, all like: “Stonks going up! Just steal the books! 🤡” But hey, if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em? 🤷‍♂️ Next up, Apple’s gonna sell an 'AI Author Subscription' where writers can watch their books get rehashed by robots. 🤖📉 🚀🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, Apple launches a “Read to Train” feature where you can literally let your books get consumed by AI and receive a 5% discount on your next overpriced accessory! 💰 No cap. 🤡 #ElonDidItFirst