📚🚨 BREAKING: Authors vs. AI — WHO WILL WIN? The Collab You Didn't Know You Needed! 🤖💔 Listen up fam! A squad of literary titans (yep, we’re talking Lauren Groff, Lev Grossman, and co.) just dropped an open letter like it’s hot 🔥, calling out publishers to back off the AI juice. Meaning? No more robot narrators whispering sweet nothings in your earbuds. I mean, can you REALLY feel the vibes when that *thing* starts reading “The Great Gatsby”? 😂💀 💬 “It’s like having a toaster read Shakespeare! No cap!” — an *imaginary* author 🤪 The authors want to keep that human touch, you know? Like, how can a machine *understand* the emotional weight of “To Be or Not To Be”? 🤔 Foreshadowing? Nah, it’s just a cringe AI cooking up “book summaries” for your TikTok feed 💅. Meanwhile, publishers are like 👀 “But… think of the stonks!” 💰 They’d sell a million “narrations” by a silicon snack instead of a talented human being. Classic capitalism smh. So here’s my totally unhinged hot take: in a few years, we’ll have AI books writing *fanfic* about writers boycotting AI. The plot twist? They’ll probably be better than the originals. 🤓✨ What’s next? A reality show called “Book Roast” where authors roast their AI competitors? Let’s go! 😂📖