🚨 DRONE NEWS ALERT: The future is looking like a battlefield-level flex 💪🚀 as Auterion, the *Drake Points* meme of the drone world, just snagged a WHOOPING $130M from Bessemer. That's right, they’re out here playing the "Stonks" game while the rest of us are knee-deep in **the trenches** of meme warfare. 💰💸 Their secret sauce? It's all about that autopilot and swarming tech. No, not the flying insects — I’m talking about military drones ready to pull up at your doorstep like Amazon Prime but with more BOOM 💥💀. With ~$100M in revenue, it seems they’re doing more than just playing “this is fine” while Uncle Sam gives them a high-five. 🤡✈️ 🏗️ *Leaks* from an “internal source” (let’s call him Chad, because he definitely told me $600M valuation was just a flex) say: “We’re building our drone empire, one military contract at a time. Gotta keep the swarms on point to dodge those IRL boss battles.” So, what’s the hot take here? I predict that in 2030, we’ll be arguing with our drones over who gets the last slice of pizza while they plot world domination. 🤖🔥 #Auterion #DroningOn #TechWars2023