🚀💥 *BREAKING NEWS: Australia’s Rocket Dreams Stalled Like My WiFi During Zoom Calls* 💥🚀 Aussie tech just took a major L! 🥴 The Eris rocket, naturally dubbed "The Snack That Crashed," launched with all the hype of a viral TikTok but flopped harder than that one dancer who thought they could hit the renegade. 💀🔥 “Bro, it was like watching someone try to breach orbit with a toaster.” – a *leaked* quote from the *dev team* who were probably just as confused as we are right now. 🤖🤡 Eric from the dev team also said, "We thought ‘Eris’ would be less chaotic, but no cap, here we are." So, the 82-foot titan blasted off and showed us that “space” is just “let's vibe until we explode” — the ultimate “this is fine” moment. Ain’t nobody getting to Mars today, chief! 🚀👀 Australia: "We will conquer space!" ✈️💰 Rocket: "Psych! I'm outta here!" 🏃‍♀️💨 In other news, stonks are down for the *Next Best Space Adventure* as investors seethe harder than when I find out pineapple doesn't belong on pizza 😤🍍. 🔥🔥 🔥💥🔥 Hot take: If we don’t see a kangaroo with a spacesuit on deck next, do we even want to go to space, fam? 🌌🐨 #AussieFails #NextTimeBringVegemite SHARE this if you want to see 'Cringe Rocket 2: The Return of the Space Kangaroo'! 🚀✨