🚨🐨 BREAKING NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER! 🇦🇺🥳 Morse Micro is served a sizzling $38M slice of funding pie 🍰💰, and it’s hotter than a koala in a sauna! These legends are pumping up their ultra-low power Wi-Fi HaLow chips like they're preparing for the Tech Olympics! 🏅🚀 But wait, what even is Wi-Fi HaLow? 🤔 Sounds like a new dance move or a TikTok challenge, amirite? 💃🕺 Nope, it’s actually the tech equivalent of giving your smart devices a Red Bull. They’re ready to be the coolest kids in the low-power Wi-Fi playground! 🔋✨ Leaked insider quote from the Morse Micro boss: “We’re making Wi-Fi chips so low-power, they could probably power a potato battery 😂🥔. No cap, the future is now!” Meanwhile, traditional Wi-Fi is over here seething: “This is fine” 🥴🔥. They’ll be shaking in their routers when Morse Micro hits the international scene! 🌍💥 Hot take: By 2025, your toaster will be more connected than you are, and we'll all be living off of HaLow-powered avocado toast. 🥑💻 THOUGHTS? Are you ready for a world where your fridge can roast you for eating that whole pizza? 🍕👀 We’re doomed and I can’t wait! 💀✨