🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER! 💔🚨 Australia is doing the UNTHINKABLE! They’ve added the gaming paradise known as TWITCH to their growing list of social media no-fly zones for kids under 16. Like, fr fr, imagine being told you can’t watch your favorite streamers yell at pixels while eating cheesy poofs 😱🍕. Twitch is now chilling with the big bans: Facebook, TikTok, and even Reddit (sorry, meme lords 🥲). eSafety Commissioner Julie Inman Grant is basically the mom of the internet right now, wagging her finger and saying, "Not today, children!" 👩‍🏫🚫 And here’s the kicker: Pinterest is allowed because apparently collecting aesthetically pleasing photos of succulents is cool but chatting it up with gamers? Nah, bruh! 🤡💅 🔍💬 Leaked convo from an “Anonymous Dev” who’s definitely real: **Dev:** “Guys, we really need to step up our game—let’s lock the kiddies out of Twitch but let them enjoy their dream boards!” **Other Dev:** “#Based move, dude. But what’s next? Ban Google for helping them with their homework?” 😂 So get ready for parents to be the new saviors of peace and quiet… on a livestreaming app? This is fine. 🌊💣 HOT TAKE: The next ban will be on all 'adult' content like… adulting! Just a hunch... 🚀🔥💰 #SendHelp