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"๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Aussie court says Apple & Google playing dirty in the App Store Olympics! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ’ธ No cap, cringe! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€"
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"๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Aussie court says Apple & Google playing dirty in the App Store Olympics! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ’ธ No cap, cringe! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€"

August 12, 2025
7 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Aussie Court DRAGS Apple & Google for App Store Shenanigans! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค– Ladies and gentlefolk, grab your popcorn ๐Ÿฟ because the Aussie court just hit Apple and Google with an โ€œOops, we messed up!โ€ moment the size of the Great Barrier Reef! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ Your fave over-priced tech overlords HAVE been found guilty of breaching competition laws with their app stores! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ’€ Thatโ€™s right, folks! Epic Games and some brave souls in class-action lawsuits just made *BILLIONS* outta these clowns. ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ I mean, cโ€™mon Apple, are we really that surprised? Your products come with more rules than a corporate Zoom call! ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ”ฅ Leaked quote from an Apple dev: โ€œWe thought โ€˜monopolyโ€™ was just a board game. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธโ€ Meanwhile, the Google squadโ€™s crying, โ€œThis is fine!โ€ with their little fire memes! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿถ Drake is pointing at Epic Games like, โ€œBased move, fam!โ€ while all the competition is sitting there seething in the corner, just like the โ€œstonksโ€ meme when they realized they canโ€™t even get a slice of the pie ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿค‘. Hereโ€™s the wild prediction ๐Ÿ”ฎ: In 2030, Apple and Google will merge to form a *MegaMonopoly LLC* that continues to take your money while selling you the same apps for 10x the price. Buckle up, fam! ๐Ÿ˜ˆโœจ Share if youโ€™re ready for the sequel to "Tech Drama: The Courtroom Edition!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€ #EpicWin #AppStoreWars

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#competition#app stores#legal ruling#Epic Games#antitrust
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