
"๐ฆ๐บ Aussie court says Apple & Google playing dirty in the App Store Olympics! ๐ ๐ธ No cap, cringe! ๐๐"
๐จ BREAKING: Aussie Court DRAGS Apple & Google for App Store Shenanigans! ๐๐ค Ladies and gentlefolk, grab your popcorn ๐ฟ because the Aussie court just hit Apple and Google with an โOops, we messed up!โ moment the size of the Great Barrier Reef! ๐ฑ๐ฆ Your fave over-priced tech overlords HAVE been found guilty of breaching competition laws with their app stores! ๐ ๐ Thatโs right, folks! Epic Games and some brave souls in class-action lawsuits just made *BILLIONS* outta these clowns. ๐ค๐ฐ I mean, cโmon Apple, are we really that surprised? Your products come with more rules than a corporate Zoom call! ๐๐ฅ Leaked quote from an Apple dev: โWe thought โmonopolyโ was just a board game. ๐คทโโ๏ธโ Meanwhile, the Google squadโs crying, โThis is fine!โ with their little fire memes! ๐ฅ๐ถ Drake is pointing at Epic Games like, โBased move, fam!โ while all the competition is sitting there seething in the corner, just like the โstonksโ meme when they realized they canโt even get a slice of the pie ๐๐ค. Hereโs the wild prediction ๐ฎ: In 2030, Apple and Google will merge to form a *MegaMonopoly LLC* that continues to take your money while selling you the same apps for 10x the price. Buckle up, fam! ๐โจ Share if youโre ready for the sequel to "Tech Drama: The Courtroom Edition!" ๐๐ #EpicWin #AppStoreWars