🚨 BREAKING: Aussie Court DRAGS Apple & Google for App Store Shenanigans! 🍏🤖 Ladies and gentlefolk, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the Aussie court just hit Apple and Google with an “Oops, we messed up!” moment the size of the Great Barrier Reef! 😱💦 Your fave over-priced tech overlords HAVE been found guilty of breaching competition laws with their app stores! 🏅💀 That’s right, folks! Epic Games and some brave souls in class-action lawsuits just made *BILLIONS* outta these clowns. 🤑💰 I mean, c’mon Apple, are we really that surprised? Your products come with more rules than a corporate Zoom call! 📞🔥 Leaked quote from an Apple dev: “We thought ‘monopoly’ was just a board game. 🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, the Google squad’s crying, “This is fine!” with their little fire memes! 🔥🐶 Drake is pointing at Epic Games like, “Based move, fam!” while all the competition is sitting there seething in the corner, just like the “stonks” meme when they realized they can’t even get a slice of the pie 🎂🤑. Here’s the wild prediction 🔮: In 2030, Apple and Google will merge to form a *MegaMonopoly LLC* that continues to take your money while selling you the same apps for 10x the price. Buckle up, fam! 😈✨ Share if you’re ready for the sequel to "Tech Drama: The Courtroom Edition!" 😂🚀 #EpicWin #AppStoreWars