🚨👀 BREAKING: Australia just hit the *Ctrl + Alt + Delete* on the internet for all the kiddos under 16! 🤯💔 Yeah, you heard that right! 📅 Starting December 10, Meta, Snap, and TikTok will be snipping more underage accounts than a bored mom at a haircutting contest! 🎉✂️ 🥵 *Leaked dev quote*: "Honestly, we thought Australia was just a giant meme! But no cap, they really want to keep the 12-year-olds off TikTok. Like, who even wants to hear a 13-year-old scream about their Roblox *stonks* in a dance?" 😂💀 In the land down under, it seems social media is more restricted than an influencer’s diet! 🇦🇺🥗 Sure, these platforms are complying, but let’s be real: the fines are way more terrifying than a ghost pepper challenge! 💸🔥 32.5 MILLION?! 💀 That's a lot of avocado toast being sacrificed for internet safety! 🥑 But wait! What happens when Gen Z rebels? Will they just start a secret TikTok underground like it's the Prohibition era? #FreeTheMinors 🚀🤖 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 5 years, we’ll have a BLACK MARKET for TikTok accounts. “Pssst, wanna follow my unregulated youth dance comp?” 🤫🤓👾 So buckle up, Australia – this chaotic ride has just begun! 🏎️💨