🚨💥BREAKING: AI Trucks on a Hot New Route! 🚚💨💸 Hold the phone! Aurora just dropped a 600-MILE driverless route from Fort Worth to El Paso! 🏞️ I’m talking mad stonks for our robot overlords. This is the second self-driving route they’ve added—guess they really wanna beat the Texas heat without a single human sweating behind the wheel! 😂🔥 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just let the trucks do all the work. I mean, have you seen Austin traffic? No cap, this is a W!” 🤖 They’ve already logged 100,000 driverless miles—like they’re flexing on us mortals like, “Who needs a license anyway?” This is fine until one of those trucks turns into a meme, and suddenly, we’re all playing chicken with an AI on the I-10! 🤡💀 And wait for it, fam—they’re not stopping until they reach Phoenix! Can we get a round of applause for these big ol’ self-driving riggies? 👏👀 Let’s just hope they don’t take a pit stop at the “Cyber Trucking: Road to Nowhere” convention. 🤖🚀💥 🔥👀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll all be riding in Aurora trucks that serve us tacos while we binge-watch our fave shows. Welcome to the future, boys! 🚀✨ #RobotsTakingOver #TacoTruckGoals