🚨💯 Attention all wannabe plant parents and hydroponics hoarders! 🌱 Get ready to unleash your inner Scandinavian garden gnome with the Auk Mini, the indoor garden system that’s got more bells and whistles than your mom’s Christmas tree! 🎄💡 So, you want to start your own seeds? That's cute! 🥺 But don't forget, you’ll probably need to fork over some serious coin for their proprietary seed pods or you’ll be out here trying to shove regular seeds into a futuristic device like it's a busted vending machine. 🤦‍♂️💸 #Stonks or #Fail? You decide! Real talk, I was vibing with the Auk until I realized it’s less of a garden and more like a “please-give-us-your-money” scheme. 🚀💰 A gardener at heart, I overheard one dev saying: "If we can convince them to buy our overpriced, glorified plant food, that’s basically free money." Thanks for the leak! 🔥 But hey, if you’re fr fr committed to the whole indoor Eden dream, then this may just be the thing to level up your TikTok garden aesthetic! 🤖💪 Just remember, any gardener worth their salt knows that the only thing sprouting before the seeds are your credit card bills. So plant wisely, homies! 🌍✨ 🌟 Hot take: Next year, we'll all just have AI grow our plants, and we’ll still be over here working through our unresolved childhood trauma while we wait for them to blossom. 😂🤣 #ThisIsFine 💀🌈