🚨🍿 BREAKING NEWS: HBO Max Is Trying to Not Get Left in the Dust! 😱🔥 In a world where everyone’s streaming services are like exes we can’t stop talking about, HBO Max is out here trying to save face with some *sus* bundle deals in August 2025! 💸💀 *Leaked quote from an HBO developer: “We figured if we can’t beat Netflix, might as well join ‘em in the ‘Bundling Up’ Olympics.”* 🤡 So here’s the tea: you can now get premium access to *that show you binge-watched while avoiding social interaction* AND *a documentary about the history of toenail clipping* for a price that’s so low, it should be a meme. 🤑💰 Drake said, “I’m sorry, HBO, but no one asked for your bundle,” while the galaxy brains popped off screaming, “This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for!” 🚀🤯 But like, no cap, it’s *still* kinda cringe that we’re bundling in 2025 like it’s the early 2000s. Can we get some fresh ideas, please?! 🤪👀 Hot take: next month, HBO Max will announce a partnership with a cult just to boost their subscriber count! 🤯🤝 Let the chaos unfold! #HBOFOMO 🍿💥