🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Augmentus is funding their robot army with a juicy $11 million! They’re like the Thanos of no-code robotics—collecting those Infinity Stones, aka dollars 💰💰 to take over the manufacturing world! 🦾🔥 You thought robots with no-code programming were a fantasy? Nah fam, it's happening faster than your cringe uncle figuring out how to record a TikTok! 🤡💀 So here’s the deal: they’re launching fully autonomous, hyper-adaptive robotic systems that will literally *spray* paint and *finish* surfaces like it’s the last slice of pizza! 🍕🚀 “As developers, we gave up on coding and decided to throw money at robots instead. Like, I don’t even need a degree anymore!” said some imaginary guy named Dave from their R&D team. 🤖💬 And don’t even get me started on their “hyper-adaptive” AI! Sounds like a fancy way to say, “Our robots have mood swings based on how much coffee they consume!” ☕💥 So, will Augmentus be running factories, or will they just improve our lives? 🤔💭 Well, if AI decides to unionize, we’re *definitely* calling it 2023’s most epic meltdown! This is fine. 🔥🚨 Hot take: In 5 years, your robot overlords will be dropping mixtapes while you’re still figuring out how to use a touch screen. Stonks! 📈💀💥