🚨💸 Y’all, gather 'round! We got an AI logistics startup fresh outta the sauce, and it’s not just any startup—it's **AUGMENT**, served hot by Deliverr's own Harish Abbott! 🍕💥 Remember when he sold Deliverr to Shopify for $2.1 BILLION? Yeah, stonks go brrrrr! 📈🔥 So here’s the tea: Augment just bagged a jaw-dropping **$85 MILLION** in their Series A funding round! 😲💰 And what do they even do, you ask? Enter *Augie*, the AI assistant that’s basically your procrastination enabler for all those boring manual tasks in logistics. When you’re like “This is fine” while watching your manual shipping tasks burn down like a bad meme, Augie’s out here just vibing and automating the chaos away. 🐶🔥 “Honestly, I just wanted to create an AI that does my taxes,” said a *leaked source* who definitely isn’t Harish. “But now it handles the whole supply chain?! Sign me up!” 🤖💯 And brace yourself: in the future, Augment will send you a shipping notification—via psychic wave—just as you’re about to order your 17th avocado toast! 🥑🧙‍♂️ Mark my words, soon we'll all be *battling* AI assistants at our local coffee shops while sipping on overpriced lattes!!! ☕💥 #AIAssistantsTakingOver So, if you’re still doing logistics the old-fashioned way, remember: *cope and seethe*, ‘cause the future is automated, and it's gonna be lit! 🚀🔥💀