🚨 BREAKING: AT&T is trying to flex its AI muscles and introduce a digital bouncer for your phone calls. Yup, you heard that right! 💀 Say goodbye to those annoying robocalls and hello to your new AI assistant that’s basically a bouncer at a club for your earholes. No cap, it’s like they watched “The Matrix” and thought, “Let’s just filter out all the cringey calls.” 🤖🚫 Imagine this: You’re chilling, vibing with your TikToks, and your phone rings. Is it a long-lost friend or a robot trying to sell you car insurance? 🤔 Fret not, for AT&T’s new AI assistant is here to play call detective 🕵️‍♂️! It’ll ask the mystery caller why they’re hitting your line and only let the REAL ones through. Sounds cool until you realize it might also just get confused by your weird aunt's voice. *LEAKED QUOTE ALERT* 🎤🔥 "If only it could also choose my life partners," said Andy Markus, AT&T's chief data wizard, sipping coffee and scrolling through memes. This tech is the equivalent of putting “ARE YOU A ROBOT?” on your dating profile. Yup, pure galaxy brain. 🌌 🔮 Epic Prediction: This feature is just a stepping stone—next, we’ll have AI asking for a 5-star review before letting anyone talk to us! FR FR, I can already see it: “Your call has been approved—please rate this interaction!” 😂💯 Stonks soaring! 🚀🚀