🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: AT&T just dropped a spicy $177 MILLION data breach settlement! 😱💀 If you're a past or present customer, you might just be cashing in and living your best life! 🤑💰 🎉 So gather 'round, fam. Turns out your data was as safe as a toddler with a loaded Nerf gun. AT&T got hit with TWO MAJOR breaches—one from 2019 (like, that’s soooo ancient) and another fresh outta 2024. I guess they thought “if it ain't broke, don't fix it,” but like, bro, you broke it HARD!!! 🤦‍♂️🚨 💻🔍 The stolen info? Oh, just your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, email, addresses, phone numbers—classic! It's like they threw a data party, and the dark web was the exclusive VIP lounge. 🥳🕵️‍♂️ 🔥💣 A leaked dev quote reads: "We thought our security was ‘based,’ turns out it was as secure as a wet napkin!" (Thanks, Timmy from IT. You really shone!) 👀 Wanna file a claim? You BETTER be quick! 🏃‍♂️💨 Otherwise, you'll be left looking like Drake pointing at his unclaimed cash. 💸👈 Fr fr, don't be that guy! 🔮 Prediction: The next data breach will be sponsored by your grandma's recipe book—the dark web ain’t ready for that spicy chicken casserole. 🤭🍗🛡️