🔥🚨 EXCLUSIVE LEAK: iOS 26 is about to drop and turn your iPhone into a glowing orb of DEEP cleaning! 🧽✨ That's right, you heard me, we’re talking Liquid Glass, which sounds like straight-up witchcraft but is probably just Apple dummying it down from their intensely complex Windows Vista rejection letter. 🎭💀 So you wanna hop on that public beta clown train? 🐴💯 Buckle up! Here’s the list of compatible iPhones, or as I like to call it: the “iPhone Club of ‘I’ll Let You Ruin My Life’” 🙌😂. Feeling anxious about beta bugs? Just remember, it’s always a great idea to risk your personal data for that sweet new feature! It’s like gambling, but with more tears! 🎰💔💸 🤖💬 "Yeah, it’s basically like putting your phone on a rollercoaster. It’ll be a wild ride, might scream, but you might walk away with a new high score!" - Totally Not a Developer 😅 👀 Pssst, rumor has it AirPods are getting a live translation feature too! Does that mean we can finally understand what our friends are saying behind our backs? 😳😳 No cap, I can’t wait for the new iOS to turn my device into a glorified translator for my friend’s bad life choices. 🔥 HOT TAKE: By the time iOS 26 is out, we’ll all be using it on our home AI overlords while our smartphones turn into coasters. Get ready for the future, fam! 🚀🤡