🎉 BIG NEWS! AT&T just dropped a bombshell, and it’s not a new iPhone—it's another freaking price hike! 💸💥 This time your home internet is getting a “special surprise” of an extra $5/month! 🤡 Yes, you read that right, you’re paying stonks for the SAME internet that still buffers like it’s 2005! 📶🕰️ So, if you thought "Oh no, my monthly bill can't get worse," welcome to the future where AT&T says *hold my overpriced drink*! 🍹💀 This isn't just a one-time jam; it’s a recurring saga. They raised prices last year, and then again this year 😤—anyone else feeling like they’re in a bad Netflix series? Just keep hitting cancel and hope for a better plot twist! 📺👀 Spokesperson Jim Kimberly (who's definitely living in an ivory tower) stated, “To ensure we continue providing the quality service and support you deserve…” - bro, what quality? Is buffering now a love language? 🚨💔 So what's the hot goss/tea? 💅 AT&T is raising prices because their “operational costs” are “evolving.” No cap, I think they just need to buy more stock in the "Unfiltered Copium" market! 😤💨 ️🔥🔥🔥 Mark your calendars for December 1, 2025—it’ll be lit! Or should I say, it’ll be although slightly less than your firstborn child (which, let's face it, is a lot for laggy TikTok scrolling!) 🤖💸🔥 Get ready—I'm calling my shot: eventually, we’ll be paying for internet access like it’s a subscription to Netflix, but with worse content and more buffering! Good luck, fam! 🚀✨