🚨📈 AT&T just dropped the *spiciest* hot potato of 2025! Hold onto your overpriced modems, fam! 🌶️ Your monthly internet bill is about to skyrocket, just like my self-esteem after a triple-shot espresso! ☕💅 That's right! Your beloved AT&T is raising your bill by $5 a month - but let’s be real, that’s just the price of living in the digital age, am I right? 😵‍💫💸 But wait, there’s a promo for $10 off... for people they like (🤔 not you, probably). And get this: *leaks* from an AT&T dev I made up say, "We can't make the internet faster, so we make the bills higher. Stonks! 📈🤑" Meanwhile, people are feeling like this is fine: 🔥💀. 🚀 Pro-tip: if your bill gets jacked, just tell them you’re moving to a galaxy far, far away—because that's where you'd rather be! 🤖🌌 But hold onto your routers, because my hot take? Soon, they’ll charge you extra if you want to connect more than one device. Yes, that means having a toaster & a phone at the same time could cost you. Next thing you know, you'll need a loan to download memes! 🤡💔 This is how we end up paying to send smoke signals! So let’s get ready to “cope” and “seethe” together, my friends! 😤💥 #InternetChaos #NotLikeThis