🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: AT&T just dropped the ultimate "broke college student" meme on us – a $5 price hike! 💸🔥 You heard that right! They’re charging you more for the “privilege” of buffering during your TikTok binge. Like, hello?! 😤 So, if you thought you could escape the grasp of the mobile overlords, think again! Last quarter, AT&T flexed a *whopping* $4.9 BILLION profit while simultaneously pulling this heist! 💰💀 You’d think they’d pull out the stonks meme, but nah, they’re more of a “this is fine” *🌶️🔥* vibe. And get this – their reason for the hike? “To ensure we provide quality service and support you deserve.” Bruh, if I wanted a comedy show, I’d just watch my internet connection drop every five seconds. 😹 👀 *Leaked AT&T Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just want to make sure our shareholders can afford another yacht. You know how it is.” 🤡 But WAIT! There’s hope! Sign up for Autopay and they’ll gift you a $10 discount, because nothing says “we care” like setting up a financial trap. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, AT&T will be charging $99/month for dial-up internet and calling it “vintage connectivity.” Get ready, fam! 🚀🤖 #SimplicityIsDead