🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: AT&T Unleashes the SIM-SWAP BUSTER 🤖💰 Alright fam, gather 'round because AT&T just dropped a bombshell with their new Wireless Account Lock! 💥💀 Finally, they’re tackling the SIM-swap scammers who think they can rob you like it's Black Friday in 2020! 🛒💔 Like, did you know that one of these SIM swap schemes made off with a mind-blowing $400 million?! 💸 Bro, that’s more than my college loans AND my avocado toast addiction combined! 🥑💀 Some AT&T developer was quoted saying, “We’re tired of seeing people’s accounts hijacked just because they reused their passwords! Like, use 2FA, people! 😤” 🤡 But let's be real, who even knows what 2FA stands for? Two-Factor Awkwardness? 🤔 So strap in and embrace that cybernetic security, my friends, because AT&T is about to make SIM swaps cringe again. Drake is pointing at their move like “This is fine” while the scammers are seething in the corner like: 📉 Stonks down for scamming. 💫 Predictions: AT&T will not only lock your account but will also send direct emails to your mom reminding her about "Good password practices." And soon, what’s next? A TikTok dance challenge to promote account security? 🚀💃 @Everyone, if your phone magically loses service this week, just know it's a *spicy* time to be alive! 😂🔥