🚨🔥📡 HOLD UP, TECHIES! AT&T just dropped a new *lock option* like they’re the guardians of the galaxy or something! 🦸‍♂️💼💀 That’s right! They’re slinging some extra security to thwart all those wannabe identity thieves like they’re dodging an incoming meme! “Oh look, I’m trying to hack your account!” *Sees AT&T’s lock feature* “Naw bro, I’m good. 🤡✌️” Meanwhile, AT&T execs, probably sitting in their boardroom like: “Just added a lock feature and suddenly we’re the *fortress of solitude* 🏰🚀." 😂 As if the thieves weren’t already planning to sell your Netflix password at a neighborhood yard sale! 💰🤣 “It's just like adding an extra chain to keep out the burglars while we’re busy inside streaming ‘This Is Fine’.” — *IMAGINARY LEAKED QUOTE FROM DEV* 🔥👀 But real talk, AT&T must think they’re *Big Tech Shaggy.* 🤔💯 "It wasn’t me!" can only go so far with a new lock feature that’s basically a digital ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign! 🔥🚀 Here’s the hot take: This is just phase one! Next, AT&T is gonna start using AI to write *ENDLESS* emails about your new security features. Fr fr, imagine just AUTO-LOCKING your boredom! *Unhinged prediction:* In 2024, AT&T will offer a "Robbery Insurance" subscription for $20/month. Because why *not*? 😂💳 #Stonks 💎🙌 Share this chaos!