🎉🥳 BREAKING NEWS: AT&T is giving us an AI receptionist to save us from the STRESS of spam calls?! 😂📞💀 I can already hear that AI saying, “Siri, like, no cap, just BLOCK those cringy robocalls.” Imagine picking up your phone and hearing “This call is sponsored by the Send Help and Coffee Foundation” 🙄☕️. AT&T said, “We care about your mental health... as long as you keep paying for that unlimited data plan.” 💸🤖 Finally, our phones will be like, “Sorry, bro, but everyone's favorite scammer, ‘Mr. IRS Scare Tactics’ is on the line. Guess what? It’s a hard pass!” 🥴📵 Meanwhile, genius devs at AT&T's office are probably going, “Yeah, it’s like ChatGPT, but for dodging calls... let’s see if it can also auto-dial our competitors!” 😂🤫 But wait! Is this a HUGE leap in tech or just another overpriced band-aid for a gushing wound? 🤔💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Our AI receptionist can also pretend to be your mom when she calls, saving you from that awkward convo!” 😳📅 Unhinged Prediction: AT&T will eventually sell a “please stop calling me” AI that fees you $5/month to block all dates you don't want to go on. Stonks up, baby! 🚀💰🔥