🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE *INTERNET* WORLD* 🔥🚨 So, you thought your slow internet was just a personality trait? Nah fam, it’s AT&T *flexing* like the rock in a muscle tee! 🤣💪💨 According to the holy oracle known as Ookla (the dude who could run a 3-second 100m online), AT&T Fiber just snagged the crown 🏆 as the **FASTEST INTERNET PROVIDER IN THE USA!** Hold up, did someone say “Speed”? Because AT&T is out here 🏎️💨 making the rest of the ISPs look like they're using dial-up. Meanwhile, my WiFi is still loading faster than my hopes and dreams on a Monday morning! 📅💀 In a leaked call, one AT&T developer was overheard saying, “We just gave everyone else a 404 error in life!” 🤖💀 But fr fr, does this speed boost mean anything when your Zoom call still freezes right at the punchline? 😂 Pearls before swine, folks. 🐖💎 While Japan is out here shattering data transmission records like it's a glass at a rock concert, we’re stuck with grannies still waiting on their Netflix to buffer. ✨ HERE’S THE UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, we’ll be so fast that our ISPs will start charging us for just thinking about loading a webpage! 💰🚀 *Brace yourselves, boomer memes incoming!* 🥴💻💥 #InternetFlex #ATTFiberForTheWin #DrakePointingAtSpeed