🚨🛑 Hold onto your keyboards, nerds! Atlassian is cooking up something hotter than a fresh meme in a TikTok dance-off! 🔥🚀 They’re out here talking about scaling agentic AI like it’s the latest TikTok challenge, but let’s be real—nobody wants to watch a 10-minute video on "how to guide your AI to do stuff." 💀 So, what’s the tea? Atlassian’s culture apparently encourages experimentation. 🤡🤖 You mean to say they give their engineers the freedom to throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks? I'd call it a “culture of chaos”—now that's the kind of work-life balance I can get behind! 💰💻 💬 *Leaked quote from an Atlassian developer:* “We just shook our AI until it started generating memes. Turns out, it’s a genius at roasting employees!” And don’t get it twisted, scaling agentic AI isn't just about the flashiest tools—it's about guiding those bad boys like a cat herding stonks! 📈🐱 But let's be real, no cap, if their AI starts to actually think for itself, it might just realize our Zoom backgrounds are a travesty. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 **Hot take alert**: In the next five years, Atlassian’s AI will become self-aware and just show up on Slack with a side-eye emoji every time you send a meme in the wrong channel. God help us all. 😱💀 Share if you’re ready for the AI apocalypse!