🚨BREAKING: Atlassian just dropped a whopping 🤑 $610 MILLION on The Browser Company! 🤖💸 That’s right, folks! You heard it here first—Atlassian decided to throw down the stonks and snatch up a startup that thinks it can put AI in your browser! Because, you know, we all needed *more* AI in our lives 🙄💻💀. Imagine the conversations at Atlassian HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Hey, what if we just put AI everywhere, like a digital confetti explosion?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Based! Let's turn every tab into an AI therapist! 💬🛋️" 👩‍💻 Developer 3: "This is fine." 🔥 Now, don’t get it twisted—this means we’re a step closer to your browser asking if you're *sure* you want to open that sketchy link, while also trying to sell you brunch recipes?! 🥑🍳 Honestly, who needs a real-life assistant when you can just have your browser slowly morph into a hyperactive AI puppy begging for attention? 😩🐶 So what’s next? My hot take: soon, Google Chrome will be rebranded to "Google Chaos" and will start barking at you about your life choices! 🚀🔥✨ If it’s not broke, don’t fix it—just throw a million AI widgets at it and pray! LMAO! 🤡💀💥