🎮🚀💀 BREAKING NEWS: Atar-i-ya heard about this retro console glow-up? Say what? 🤡💰🎉 So, Atari’s decided to do the absolute MOST and resurrect the Intellivision, which, no cap, was like the Battle of the Titans back in the ‘80s. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ But what’s the tea? ☕️ It’s called the Intellivision Sprint, and it looks like your granddad’s favorite console decided to hit the gym and go wireless! 🙌⚡️ Y’all remember the original controllers with their dials and number pads? Yeah, those funky relics are back but upgraded for the modern age! 🤖✨ Now they’re wireless AND rechargeable! Those nerds over at Atari are really out here making gamers feel all fancy like they’re stepping out for a latte at a coffee shop. ☕️📱💔 Developer quote? “Honestly, if this sells, we’ll consider making an Intellivision toaster next.” 🤣🔥 And of course, it connects with just one HDMI cable. NO MORE CORD CHAOS! But let’s be real—if this console doesn’t come with an option to play floppy disks, is it even retro? 🤔💥 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: If the Intellivision Sprint actually takes off, I’m predicting a new trend: Retro fashion gaming conventions where everyone shows up dressed like their favorite pixelated character. Get ready for Stonks: The Catastrophic Cosplay Edition! 💥🦸‍♀️💀