💀🚀🚨 BREAKING: Philadelphia's latest tech flex is crazier than your cousin at a family reunion! Enter Asylon, the wild folks who said, “What if we dressed up Boston Dynamics' robot dog Spot as a DroneDog?” 🐶✈️💸 Here’s the tea: they just scooped up a *whopping* $26 MILLION in funding💰 to turn man’s best friend into a flying menace! 🦾🔥 **Developer quote leak:** “We just thought… what if Spot could fetch your Amazon packages *and* deliver them from the AIR? Just pure vibes, no cap.” 😂😎 But hold up. Who are they trying to fool? This is literally just Spot playing dress-up with some drones! 🎭🤖 It’s almost as cringe as your dad trying to use TikTok to get his stonks up! 📈 And let’s not forget that Asylon’s total funding now sits at a cool $45M! Enough cash to buy every dog in Philly a lifetime supply of treats. 🍖💵 This is fine. ***Hot take alert:*** In 5 years, DroneDogs are gonna have their own reality show called "Keeping Up with the Canine-dashians," and we’ll ALL be watching! 👀💥✨ Who’s down to place bets? 🤯🔮 #TechDrama