🔥🚨 GATHER ‘ROUND GAMERS! 🚨🔥 Asus just dropped the price for their ROG Strix G16 faster than a TikTok dance trend! 🕺💻💥 Are you ready for this absolute steal? YOU CAN SAVE $200! That’s right—$200! 🤯💰 Just think of all the Mountain Dew and Doritos that could buy! So, what’s the deets? This bad boy is now only **$1,699** on Amazon! 🙌📉 That’s like an 11% discount, which is basically the tech equivalent of finding a rare Pokémon in your living room—FIRE! 🔥💎 Meanwhile, I heard this from a “source” (aka my roommate 👀): “Man, I’d buy 10 of these and still have money left for my Chipotle burrito stash.” Stonks UP! 📈💵 October Prime Day went hard, slashing prices like it was a Black Friday brawl over the last gaming console! 🥊🎮 But while everyone else returned to boring prices, Asus stumbled into the “Liquidation Hyperspace” and emerged like a god! 💫 But like, let’s be real—if you’re still gaming on a potato, this is your sign! 🚀💪 Cope and seethe not, friends! 🤔💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, laptops will be so cheap, we’ll be using ROG Strix G16s as doorstops! BOOM! 💥💻💀