🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS, fam! Assort Health just secured a $76M Series B investment, and now they got a whopping $102M in total 💸💸! What does that mean? They're crafting voice AI agents for healthcare, which pretty much makes them the Tony Stark of stethoscopes 🤖💉. Imagine your doctor being like, "I'm not really sure what's wrong with you, but let me pull up a virtual assistant to figure it out!" 😂 Like, bruh, are we living in a sci-fi movie or nah? And let's be real: if this voice AI starts suggesting “more water” and “less carbs,” we’re throwing our phones out the window like Drake pointing at a salad 🥗🚫. So, shoutout to the genius at Lightspeed who thought pouring $76M into voice AI would solve our healthcare scheduling woes. Newsflash, it’s just as chaotic as trying to find a parking spot at the DMV ⚠️. I can just hear some developer say, “We funded it to save time—so, no one’s gonna be free anyway! 🤡💀” Hot take alert: by 2030, your doctor will have been replaced by a sassy AI voice who calls you 'homegirl' and recommends avocado toast for your diet—no cap! 🤯🔥 GET READY FOR IT! #MemeTheMedical 🤖💊