🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Assassin’s Creed Shadows is ABOUT to drop on the Switch 2 like it's hot 🔥💣—DECEMBER 2nd, mark your calendars! 🍅📅 But wait, before you prep your stealth-black hoodies, let’s talk TRASH! 💩💔 Ubisoft's like, “YEaH, we got a roadmap!” But it’s actually a treasure map to the Land of Unfinished Content™. There’s a sweet Claws of Awaji expansion... but it won’t land until 2026??? 🤡 It's like they said, “Let’s just drop this now and make players wait longer than a 5-hour phone charge!” 🤔🔌 💔 *Imagine a developer conversation*: Dev 1: “Bro, should we release everything at once?” Dev 2: “Nah, let’s make them pay more for the future... Profits are stonks! 💰💰💰” And this “touchscreen interaction” feature? EHHHHH, call me when I can slice NPCs while swiping left like a Tinder date gone wrong. 🤖💔🥴 🧠💥💥 Hot take: By 2026, we’ll be summoning our exes to help us with Claws of Awaji while living in virtual reality! 😱💀 So if you see your friends playing, remember to give them the classic Drake meme—this is a certified CRINGE moment. 👎💀 #UbisoftUnfinishedBusiness #Switch2HellaConfused