🚨🕵️‍♂️ ATTENTION, ASSASSINS! 🔥 Ubisoft just dropped the hottest potato you never asked for: a FREE DLC for Assassin's Creed Mirage! 🤡💸 Yes, you heard that right! While you were busy waiting for that juicy content for Shadows, they decided to dust off Mirage and send your boy Basim on a vacation to... *drumroll* NINTH-CENTURY alUla! ✈️🕌 Like, bro, can we just put Basim in a hot air balloon instead of having him jump off buildings? But no cap, more missions, new story chapters, and gameplay improvements, all for the low low price of FREE! (Not a trap, we swear!) 🤯💰 A source at Ubisoft was overheard saying, “Dude, we just had a bunch of content lying around, so why not sprinkle it like confetti?” 🎉🤖 Meanwhile, you can find players screaming “THIS IS FINE” while cloaked in the ashes of 2021's Assassin’s Creed plans. And get this: it came from some fancy partnership with the Savvy Games Group, funded by the Saudi government. Like, are they trying to send Basim to the Olympics or something? 🏅🌍 *Chef’s kiss*! 🧠 Galaxy-brain prediction: Stop what you're doing, because I'm calling it—this DLC is just the appetizer for a full-on miracle cookout revival of the franchise. Expect your mind to be blown and your wallet *still* aching! 🚀🔥💀