🚨💔 Hold up, fam! 🥴 The chip chameleons over at ASML just dropped their growth forecast like it’s hot — and by hot, I mean a juicy **-11.4%** share drop! 🥵📉 Talk about a *major* oof moment. They went from “stonks” to “what even is a 2026?” faster than you can say "silicon wafers" 🤖💀 We got the scoop straight from the *leaked* ASML water cooler chats. Apparently, one dev was like, “Bro, the future is as clear as mud. 🤷‍♂️” While another was just scrolling TikTok looking for the next meme trend: “Let’s just say 2026 is gonna be a ‘This Is Fine’ meme on steroids.” 🤡🔥 Honestly, it seems like ASML’s about to write a tragic love story with revenue, and investors are the heartbroken exes. 💔💰 But the CEO is out here looking like Drake pointing left: “Growth? Nah, I’ll take caution instead, fr fr.” 😂 🔥🔥 Hot take: If ASML doesn’t pivot to making meme coins or NFTs with their machines, they might as well just start serving fries with those transistors. 🍟🚀 #FutureOfTech #ChipChaos