🚨🚨 BREAKING: ASML Throws Down €1.3B Like It’s a New Fortnite Skin 🚀🤑 So here we are, folks! ASML just pulled up to the funding party like “I’ll take a bit of that Mistral pie 🍰” by committing €1.3 billion 😱 to Mistral’s Series C round. They’re not just buying chips; they’re taking the whole dinner set! 🍽️💰💃🏼 Mistral, a French AI startup (cuz who needs baguettes when you have billions?), is now popping off with a total of €1.7B raised. ASML’s basically the cool kid at the lunch table, becoming the top shareholder AND getting a fancy board seat. Sounds like a “Drake pointing” moment for investors! 🔥 🔥🔥 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we just wanted to fund AI, not start World War III. But here we are! 🤷‍♂️” Can’t wait for Mistral to fully automate my life so I can just scroll TikTok all day 🕺💻. WHAT'S NEXT? 🤔 I predict ASML’s new chip tech will power an AI that generates memes so funny it could end humanity as we know it. 😭💥 THIS IS FINE!! So buckle up, fam! This chip saga just went nuclear. 💣💀 #Stonks #Chipocalypse