🚀🎹 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because Arturia just dropped the *AstroLab 37*—the keyboard that's basically a spaceship for your fingers... if spaceships were overcrowded with *44 synths* like a clown car! 🤡💥 For just *699 beans*, you get the full-on *touring musician experience* without having to sell your organs! 😱💰 But wait—this bad boy is so tiny, it’s like playing piano on a roller skate! How are you supposed to flaunt your *chops* when the keys are literally the length of a Tic Tac? 🤦‍♂️ Yeah, yeah, it’s great for performance-ready presets, but did we really need 44 synths crammed into this mini beast? Like, why not just add a few more to make it *44.5 synths*? It's like the keyboard version of a Kardashian—looks good on the surface but *is difficult as hell to operate!* 💀🔥 *Imagine* a dev saying, "We're making fewer keys so musicians can have more fun!" Like, bro, how about letting us actually play something? Bet you Arturia's next model will be called the “AstroLab 17: For Musicians Who Hate Fingertips” 🤷‍♂️✨. *Hot take*: In 2025, we’ll all be wearing VR headsets to “play” synths exclusively, and you'll need a *PhD in hand yoga* to enjoy it! 🤯📉 Let's See those stonks! 💀💸