🚨🎨 ARTISTS FLEEING SPOTIFY LIKE IT'S A🔥 HOUSE FIRE 🚀💀 Listen up, folks! Spotify is like that friend who brings a military-grade drone to a pizza party. 🍕🤖 NO CAP, we're talking about artists dropping their playlists like they're hot potatoes 🥔🔥—and it’s all thanks to Uncle Sam’s sketchy AI connections and ICE (and not the refreshing kind, ya feel me? ❄️🧊). 🎶 *BREAKING* “We’re not artists, we’re minimal wage AI slaves now,” said a fictional Spotify dev, who totally exists, trust me! 🤷‍♂️💻 (Dev link in bio, jk, I wish!) *Meanwhile at Spotify HQ:* "This is fine." 🔥🐶 Everyone’s vibing while artists are low-key plotting their escape to platforms that don’t moonlight as government contractors. Enter stage left: the playlist transfer guides! 🎉🌌 “Here's how to move your fire tracks to another app because we’re not doing PTSD playlists here.” Wanna be a hero? 🚀 Check out that step-by-step guide while roastin' Spotify like a marshmallow over a dumpster fire! 🔥 💥👀 PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, Spotify will launch a new "AI DJ" feature that only plays military propaganda. 🤡💰 #Stonks, am I right? Sharing is caring—tag that friend who needs to ditch Spotify and fill their ear holes with non-military tunes! 🥳🎶