🚨 BREAKING: Arthur Hayes Hasn’t Snapped & Sold His Worldcoin Yet! 🚨💰👀 Listen up, crypto degenerates! 🤡 Arthur Hayes just did a magic trick and poof! 💨 He cleared out his “holy trinity” of DEGEN coins (HYPE, NEAR, ZEC) faster than my grandma clearing her browser history after I show her NFTs. 😳💀 Now he's clutching onto Worldcoin like it’s his last slice of pizza on a Friday night! 🍕🚀 You’d think after the market crashed harder than my self-esteem during a Tinder date, he’d hop off the WLD train! But nah fam, he’s calling for it to rise. 👀🚀 According to “top-secret” on-chain data (read: a Reddit thread), WLD is *still* vibing. But like, can someone tell him that holding onto Worldcoin is a bigger meme than the "this is fine" dog? 🤡🔥 An anonymous dev was overheard saying: “Dude, I’m literally holding Worldcoin while people are seething over it. This is the ultimate cope.” 📈💀 Hot Take: Arthur’s gonna hold onto Worldcoin until it moons again or until he gets a personalized NFT of Elon’s bedazzled face. 😩👑 Stonks or stonks not, that is the question. So buckle up, fam; we're either going to the moon or straight to the moon emoji 💩💩!