🔥🚨 Y’all, ARM just dropped some numbers and wow, it’s like watching your stock portfolio after a drunken night out. 🍻💸 Q1 revenue is up 12% YoY, hitting a hefty $1.05B, but like a sad puppy waiting for scraps, they missed the mark on profits. 🤡💔 They report a 25% increase in royalty revenue—what a glow up! Looks like their chips are out here flexin’ harder than your cousin who just got a gym membership. 🤖💪 But wait, there’s a plot twist: forecast for Q2? Oof, it’s below expectations. BRB, crying in my gamer chair. 🥲💥 ARM dipped over 8% after-hours like it just got hit with a Reddit roast. 💀 Leaked convo from an ARM dev: “We thought we were Elden Ring, but turns out we’re just the tutorial level.” 😂 And let’s be real, if ARM were a meme, it’d be Drake saying "I’m not impressed" while looking at these forecasts. 📉🤦‍♂️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: By Q3, if ARM doesn’t bounce back, I predict we’ll see them pivoting to making potato chips. “ARM Chips – They’re Crunch Time!” 🍟🔥 Stonks? More like flop-stonks! No cap, we need a miracle here! ✨🚀