🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS: TikTok Age Tests – Are They the Future of Fitness or Just for the LOLs?* 🎉🚨 Listen up, fam! 👀 If you’ve ever wondered if you’re *actually* 75 years old living in a 20-year-old’s body (shoutout to the 11 push-ups you can barely muster), TikTok may have the answer! 🤖💪 But let’s be honest, are we really going to take fitness advice from a bunch of 16-year-olds dancing like their legs are on fire? 🔥💃 “Most challenges are just quick screens of muscular strength” says a super credible orthopedist, aka Dr. *I-got-my-degree-from-TikTok*. 😅 *Meanwhile, the TikTokers be like:* “Kneeling-to-squat jump? I thought that was a TikTok dance!” 🤡👀 Let's dissect this: If you survive these challenges, congrats, you’re biologically *48* – and that includes the time you've spent scrolling through memes! 🤯💰 But if you flop? Well, here's your sign to invest in some defibrillators. **Stonks** down, my dudes! 📉💀 So here’s the tea: 🌈✨ Why do we care about our biological age on a platform filled with cat videos and people augmenting their faces with 100 filters? This is fine. 🐕🔥 💥💣 UNHINGED PREDICTION: One day, TikTok will release a fitness app that requires you to answer math problems before doing any exercise. Watch out for "TikTok Calculators" coming to a device near you! ✨🚀